Another year has come and gone and what do we usually reminisce about? Nice moments with family and/or friends? intimate moments with that special someone? Success in our professional lives?
NO!!
We like to talk about all the hottest tail of the year. So, I've combined my love of 2 of my favorite things: TV and hot guys, and I've come up with a list of 30 of TV's sexiest male stars. Some of them are the run of the mill much talked about hotties, but most of them have that little extra something something that makes me go all weak in the groins. So on we go:
#30 Noah Bean (Damages, FX)
If you missed Damages this year, you not only missed the best murder mystery since Who killed Laura Palmer, but you also missed seeing cute Noah Bean in action as the doomed-from-the-start Dr. David Connor. Although a little vanilla at times (He was sharing the screen with Rose Byrne and Glenn Close, hard to keep up) Bean's David proved to be an interesting character who will be sorely missed on seasons to come (2 seasons pick up, fuck yeah!!)
#29 Tymoor (Project Catwalk)
My love of TV is not strictly States-bound and while surfing the web looking for something to download to watch on a long flight home, I came across the British, Kelly Osbourne hosted, Heidi Klum lacking, cheaper looking version of Project Runway called Project Catwalk.
It was basically all of the same crazy hijinks with the catty contestants and snotty judges, but what struck me the most (besides Kelly Osbourne looking semi pretty) was how hot most of the guys were, specially red headed straight A-hole Tymoor. I've since discovered that I have a weird thing for redheaded arrogant metrosexuals.
#28 Brody Jenner (The Hills, Mtv / Growing Up Kardashian, E!)
Yes he is a pampered putz, who uses words like bro and offthehook way too often, but he is ADORABLE and surprisingly witty (Britney Canada Whore? Classic). He also got rid of Spencer which ups his sexy quite a bit, and did you see him in his Robin Costume? The boy is packing.
Yes he is a pampered putz, who uses words like bro and offthehook way too often, but he is ADORABLE and surprisingly witty (Britney Canada Whore? Classic). He also got rid of Spencer which ups his sexy quite a bit, and did you see him in his Robin Costume? The boy is packing.
Every season of the Beauty & the Geek has a really cute guy hidden beneath either hair, huge glasses or sometimes both. Last season it was Nate and now, it was blond cutie John. Not only was he smart, charming and pretty to look at, but he also did this thing with his tongue when he smiled that drove me crazy.
#26 Blair Underwood (Dirty Sexy Money, ABC)
This stud is the original Eddie Cibrian. When a show needs some wow factor he is brought in to make the ladies (and some gents) go gaga (LAX; SATC, DSM). Unlike Cibrian this guy not only looks great but is also a great actor and has made Simon Elder one of TV's most interesting and methodical "villains".
#25 Eric Winter (Viva Laughlin, CBS / Brothers & Sisters ABC)
I wasn't sure if this guy should be on my list. Yeah he's gorgeous and all, but a little too Soap Opera-actor-meets-Disney-prince-charming looking for me (wow new adjective!), plus he did star in that horrible show Viva Laughlin; but after seeing him play Rob Lowe's younger much hotter AND gay brother on B&S, I knew he'd earned a spot on my list (THE HONOR right?). Still Kevin & Jason aren't nearly as hot as Kevin & Scottie.
#24 Josh Radnor (How I Met Your Mother, CBS)
We get it! This guy is cute in an earthy just got out of bed kinda way, but hair and make-up people @ HIMYM PLEASE get Ted's hair under control!!!
#23 Matthew Settle (Gossip Girl, CW)
#22 Val Emmich (30 Rock, NBC)
Had this guy been a show regular, he would have easily made it to my top 5, but it didn't seem fair to all the other hotties who work on their shows 5 days a week. This gorgeous dude was hilarious as Liz's younger lover and the object of Frank's lust. He is also a great musician which makes him even sexier.
#21 Jeremy Piven (Entourage, HBO)
I've been getting really annoyed by Entourage lately. That whole Medellin storyline, combined with Drama and Turtle's ridiculous antics made the show almost unwatchable. Still we had Ari, better then, we had shirtless Ari.
#20 Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds, CBS)
I have never watched an episode of Criminal Minds, but after seeing pictures of this hunk frolicking around naked on a gay beach, I might have to start tuning in. Plus Mandy Patinkin is out, so that's cool.
#19 Kevin (Project Runway, Bravo)
I don't know what is it with me and token straight guys on really gay shows but this dude is all kinds of sexy. He is not my type AT ALL! Actually he looks like he just came out of doing the nasty in a truck stop, but still I find him ridiculously hot.
#18 The Men of Private Practice: Paul Adelstein, Tim Daly, Taye Diggs, Chris Lowell, David Sutcliffe (Private Practice, ABC)
I usually hate it when a bunch of people are piled on one spot of a list, but after seeing all this hot guys can you blame me? Who knew that Paul Adelstein was such a hot bear? The show still sucks though.
#17 Michael C. Hall (Dexter, ABC)
What a difference a cool haircut, a few months at the gym, and killing a bunch of people make. MCH is pitch perfect as murderer of murderers Dexter Morgan. Every time I watch the show I completely forget that he played angst ridden David Fisher on Six Feet Under.
He deserves an Emmy for each episode he's done; actually he deserves an Emmy for every time he's on TV. Appearance on Leno? Emmy, Interview on Ellen? Emmy- he's that good.
On a related note, when did Peter Krausse get so fugly?
#16 Jason Dohring (Veronica Mars, CW / Moonlight, CBS)
Ah the beauty that was Logan Echols! The bad boy with a heart of gold. Plus the gratuitous shirtless scenes didn't hurt either. While on that note let's have a minute of silence for TV's best show which was taken away from us way too soon: VM may you catch many bad guys on the imaginary FBI on TV heaven and eventually marry Logan (and have a 3some with Duncan).
#15 Patrick Dempsey (Grey's Anatomy, ABC)
It was really hard to choose a guy to represent all the beautiful man-candy that Grey's Anatomy offers each week. Even though Mc Dreamy has been a real drag lately, I'd still love to cuddle with him on that trailer every time Meredith makes him feel bad about their non relationship. How preposterous is it that a world renowned surgeon lives in a fucking trailer? Well I guess after the debacle that was "Gizzie" anything on that show is pretty believable.
#14 Eddie Cibrian (Every show on TV)
I wanted to put some non-shirtless pics of Eddie, but why bother? Like Blair Underwood this himbo is brought to the scene to sex up a show; he's like the male Paula Marshall.
Ah ! the wooden acting, that winning smile, that sexy towel wrapped body; makes me want to use the world's gayest word: SWOON!
#13 Andy Samberg (SNL, NBC)
Funny is sexy, and this guy is the funniest thing about SNL (yes, I even liked Laser Cats). I would love to open that box If you know what I mean.
#12 David Tennant (Doctor Who, SciFi Channel/ BBC)
The new incarnation of the Doctor is not only great fun, but the guy that plays him is frakking adorkable. I was a little let down by the finale, but the third season was still pretty great (the statues episode was one of the best things on tv this season). If I were his companion we would find some pretty inventive uses for the Sonic Screwdriver.
#11 Anderson Cooper (Anderson Cooper 360, CNN)
Kathy Griffin how right you are! This piercing-eyed silver fox is a DREAMBOAT. Remember how I said Funny was sexy? Well SMART is sexier and this anchor is way smart. If the rumors turn out to be true I would run to the states and join Anderson's gym, look at those guns!
#10 Zachary Levi (Chuck, NBC)
Mr. Levi is not only the star of TV's most fun show, but his portrayal of hot nerd Chuck Bartowski is so great, that it almost made me forget all about the überhotness that was Seth Coehn; almost.
#9 John Stamos (ER, NBC)
No hot guy list would be complete without TV's hottest uncle. I actually gave up on ER like a decade ago, but I doubt that any other doctor looked this great in scrubs, not even Mr. Clooney
#8 Christopher Gorham (Ugly Betty, ABC)
I thought this guy was hot ever since Popular, that's why I also watched that horrible Spiderman-James Bond Hybrid: Jake 2.0. But it wasn't until seeing him as nerdy Henry Grubstick in Ugly Betty (specially in those 2 shirtless scenes) that I realized this stud's full potential. Dump Charlie and the baby, hell dump Betty too and give me a call.
#7 John Krasinski (The Office, NBC)
Finally, finally Jammers everywhere have been rewarded. It's great to see a happier, more playful Jim, I mean look at that smile!
#6 Taylor Kitsch (Friday Night Lights, NBC)
I have this weird thing for brooding guys, and Kitsch's Tim Riggins makes Angel look like a happy-go-lucky guy. Taylor was also responsible for this season's hottest shirtless scene.
#5 John Hamm (Mad Men, AMC)
This incredibly dapper and handsome man is the star of my current favorite show: Mad Men.
Like James Gandolfini did with Tony Soprano, Hamm plays a morally ambiguous character who despite of all his flaws is impossible to hate.
#4 Dave Annable (Brothers & Sisters, ABC)
I love how vulnerable Justin Walker is, I don't care how many times he relapses, I would be there for him after every intervention. I also love his sad puppy dog, Meredith-like, watery eyes. Is it me or does he look like a cuter, young Matthew Fox?
#3 Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl, CW)
I feel like I'm cheating for putting just another pretty face so high up, but look at him! He is too pretty, he's like a prettier Ian Sommerhalder
#2 Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes, NBC)
Yes the first couple of Heroes episodes sucked (hard!), still Peter seemed to always find himself in predicaments that required for him to take his shirt off, so it was all worth it. Even though he's been great as Peter Petrelli and Fergie's douchey boyfriend, to me he will always be Jesse Mariano.
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Lee Pace (Pushing Daisies, ABC)
I've been in love with this guy ever since he played scrumptious atheist theology major Aaron Tyler in the late great Wonderfalls. He is so incredibly yummy, his shy smile, the hipster suits, the hair, the longing looks. No other guy could get me to spend 15 minutes making shoddily photoshoped hearts; or use such horrible words as yummy or scrumptious. But Lee is worth it. If you haven't seen Pushing Daisies, then stop reading this blog and go watch it. Lee's chemistry with Anna Friel (SO HOT!) is fucking palpable. It is romantic, magical, funny, great (and here comes the worst one:) FABULOUS! 
